General Conference has been cancelled due to the weather
The IRS is sending 700 dollar checks to everyone who has sent their paper work already. These checks will be sent issued in June.
Gas prices are expected to go down by the end of this year. You will see happier people with extra money in their pockets as they will be able to fill their tanks at less than two dollars a gallon.
Mitt Romney has dropped out of the Presidential election
NBC has decided to rerelease the original three seasons of Star Trek in prime time. If the three seasons are as well received as they hope, they will start the forth season with a look-alike cast. Auditions are scheduled to take place next month.
Ocean Spray has a new product in the makings. It is called “Pine-berry” jam. It is a combination of pineapples and cranberries. This product has been introduced to consumers as a sample and has been very well received. Pine-berry jam is expected to hit the super markets and other stores later on this fall.
Disney has negotiated a contract for a movie to be released next summer. The writer of the script presented his offer of “Winnie-the-Pooh meets the Three Bears” but died before the script was written in its entirety. A new writer was hired, but as the script became too dark and violent for the producers of the Disney films, the project was dropped. The new writer is currently undergoing psychological evaluation.
We really DID win the Lottery! We plan to invest a good portion of it into the pine-berry jam.
April Fool.
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