Makings of a Sitcom – only I’m crying instead of laughing.
I heard the censor go off and thought that the missionaries were walking up the driveway. Before I could get the door opened I heard Richard call: “The goats are on the porch!” They are Not our Goats! They were not our Chickens! and I have Absolutely no desire to be a homesteader! EVER! Sugar likes to escape and lately Cocoa has been following her. Last night they were both on the porch. And then Bonnie got out and ran into the street to torment a dog larger than her. The larger dog was on a leash and being walked. Walker not happy with Bonnie. I don’t blame him. So Richard and I are trying to capture the goats with another neighbor. None went after Bonnie. And when Richard uncomfortably escorted Bonnie back in the house the goats got in. Sugar climbed onto the coffee table to help herself to some bananas piled on the top of a bowl of fruit and Cocoa peed on our couch. Richard fell during his struggles with Bonnie...