A Poem for Argyle Day

We don't have argyle sweaters

for which we wear on walks

No argyle ties to speak of

and we don't have argyle socks

It's said that argyle day started

with a tribute to the Scottish fare

though I do have ancestors from Scotland

I have actually never been there

I may not have ancestors from the Clan Campbell

but perhaps they wore argyle kilts

and perhaps carried argyle umbrellas

and snuggled in argyle quilts

Thus we celebrate argyle day

still no sweater or socks to wear

so we made an argyle card and

I made this lame poem to share.

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