Prayer in a Mustache

Somewhere in my memoirs is a Beetle Bailey comic strip printed in September 1999 – maybe 2000. Of course, I can’t locate it and thus I will describe what happens (although it will take more time). For those not familiar with Col. Hathaway (or General – whatever he is) he is bald – which I had never thought about one way or the other as his head is always covered with his army cap. The only hair that is visible on his face are two little white eyebrows and a small white mustache (about the same size as his nose). In this strip, Hathaway has his hat off and placed on his desk. He announces that he has heard that hair can be grown through meditation and so he wants to try it. For the next four frames we see Hathaway deep in meditation trying so hard to get his hair to grow while his staff p...