I am such a
Big Baby about going to the dentist.
Nothing personal against the dentist or his assistance - I just don’t like to be flat on my back as it
is – and especially with my mouth open trying to breathe with tools in my
mouth.
I’ve felt
fatigued the last few mornings and Richard wanted to run some errands
today. I figured riding in the car would
put me further into a coma and so I took one of those energy shots to keep me
awake. Not only did it NOT keep me awake,
but I think it interfered with the Novocain that the dentist gave me. Thus I was more disoriented than I had been
before we left the house.
So the dentist
lowers me down in the chair and I asked for a pillow so that I wouldn’t get a
neck cramp – but that just invited him to lower me even more. I understand the need for him to have me in
that position so he can better see and work in my mouth – but for the most part
I feel a little lake of saliva forming in my throuat and though I tried really
hard to breathe through my nose I gagged.
I gagged at the pool of saliva and wished the suction would find it and
remove it from my throat.
I swear he
used enough Novocain to knock out a large elephant. It felt like he poked me
three times in the same exact area. I
was already numb from the first poke.
Why did he have to poke me again? So this is what is going through my
head as my mouth was being prodded.
“Ow, OW! OW . . . Oh, my gosh that hurts! If there weren’t tools in my mouth I’d
probably scream. But that would probably
make my mouth more painful . . . what with risking the tools impairing me even
more.
“Ow. OW.
Why are you prodding me in the same exact area where you have already
poked? What about the other side of my
face. OW.! Holy cow! The left side of my face is numb. Why can I even feel that! Ow”
The assistant
uses the suction cup and trickles of water.
I think she is doing a good job.
And I feel the dentist poking his pinchers into my gum again.
“OW. Holy Cow.
Are you kidding me? What happens
to the right side of my face? My mouth
already feels the size of a bouncy house.
My left side is numb – except where that pinch is. OW!
Stop it already! . . .”
I am shaking. Weird.
I don’t remember ever shaking in the dentist chair. Half of my face is numb – even my left
nostril. I feel disoriented and they ask
if I’m doing okay.
“No. No I’m not doing okay. I feel like I’m going to die.”
They assured
me that they would keep me alive. That’s
good. I don’t particularly wish to die
in a dentist chair. I wasn’t quite in a
coma, but felt myself slipping away. Has
Novocain ever made me tired before? Why
was I shaking? It wasn’t until later
that I decided it was the caffeine that was making me shake. Guess that was a very unwise decision on my
part.
I was so dizzy
when I left the dentist chair. Good
thing Richard was driving as I was in no condition to drive myself. It took over four hours for the Novocain to
finally wear down. I can now drink a
glass of water without dribbling.