Jenna and I were just about to pull out
of the driveway when she noticed the mail truck come. She dashed across the street to pick up the
mail and I drove into the street and pulled up near the mailbox. There was a package from Aunt Julie and two
cards from the university: one for me and one for Roland.
Jenna was excited about the cards as they
included a MadLib - which she was more than anxious to fill out.
She wrote apple, school, marbles, Taylor
Swift, chair, mesmerizing, paper, table, comedy, mom, enchanting, soda, chips,
grapes, shoe, lawn mower, running, bottle caps and singing.
There were ten sentences. Half came out humorous. At least I thought they did. I will include my own comments after the
sentences which I thought were funny.
How
do YOU celebrate the holidays?
Purchase
an apple and place it in your house, displaying it promptly for all to see.
"Oh,
we didn't put up a tree this year, but come inside and take a look at my
apple"
Decorate
your school by hanging marbles from it.
"Hey,
there are actually some very pretty marbles made . . . I don't know how well
they'd be seen however . . . even the larger marbles would look lost hanging
from a school"
Sit
on Taylor Swift's chair and take a picture.
With
a nice, mesmerizing paper in your fireplace, sit down on the table and watch
you favorite comedy movie with mom.
Drink
an enchanting cup of soda.
Bake
chips and decorate them with grapes because we all know how festive grapes look on chips
Donate
an new shoe to somebody less fortunate "it's the thought that counts, right. Does this less fortunate soul really need an entire pair? The one shoe donated is NEW after all."
Take
a drive and admire your neighbor's lawnmower.
"Forget the Christmas decorations - Doesn't that Lawn Mower beat
all?"
Go
door to door and running your favorite bottle caps
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