Outfits that Attract Grime
Magnetic Clothing – also known as Jinx, Cursed and Gremlin clothing: certain shirts, pairs of pants, blouses, dresses, etc. that attract food or dirt within less than ten minutes after being applied to one’s body. I don’t know that everybody has at least one article of magnetic clothing, but I know several people do. I have possessed such articles since infancy, I would imagine. Though I don’t actually remember any examples until my early teens: white cotton pants, comfortable to wear – attracted dirt like you wouldn’t believe. If there were any spills, any marred areas that I may have brushed against, any food item within a ten mile radius – they would be attracted and adhere themselves (and I also believed multiplied in size) my white pants – until finally I was at the point of “Why bother? Really?” Today it is the army shirt that Tony and Rochelle had sent me for my birthday last year. Our washing machine has seen it more than my b...