“You Know Those Aren’t Our Chickens, Right?” and “This Ain’t No Poop Deck: Be Gone!”

I don ’ t know how many posts I ’ ve created about the fowl creatures that come into our yard. The turkeys were still around after Thanksgiving but seemed to disappear before Christmas. The hens have seemed to multiply though their eggs have not. I haven ’ t seen any roosters except for Mitch who seems to be the source of the “ pighen demon ” call. Trying to sound like Bruce whom I thought had vanished but did see him the other day. He ’ s not as annoying as Mitch. Jenna was told by the owner ’ s son that the black rooster was named Bruce. I don ’ t know if he personally gives the animal names or if they really do have names. They are not pets after all – except for maybe Miss Piggy who looks like she could win tons of blue ribbons for the tons of weight she must have put on. Roland ’ s special name for the pig is “ Chris P. Bacon ” though not an original...