Throughout the
years I’ve written down a child’s interpretation (most from four year old
minds) of what things are. Here are some of them:
Four years old,
looking for a specific shade
Which one is
“antler” brown?
On mortar:
Why are there grey
lines
on grandma’s
house?
Popeye looks just
like Charlie
Brown, but he’s a
smoker
On Saturday’s
warrior video:
“It’s a happy sad
show. But
some of it is
boring.”
“Are you sick
because you’re
building a baby?”
tiger skin
snow snakes
Potato Paper
Why does the
potato have trees
First corn dog
discovery:
“There’s a hot dog
inside!”
Egg Slobber
Adult complains
about the small
amount of money
that may accompany
a huge mound of
paper work
“Well you are
lucky. I do
paper work at
school all day long
and I don’t get
paid anything”
The cave is scary
because it has
teeth
“If you look
closely, you
can see feathers
in the moon”
If you watch too
much TV
you’ll get diarrhea
“I am so mad, I
feel like a rhinoceros
that swallowed a
rock”
“How do they get
sunflowers
to grow inside of
bagels?”
Trying to explain
her first vomiting experience:
“My mouth broke”
Chucky fried
Chicken
On Snowball Snacks
“I don’t really
like the brown
part; I just like
the skin.”
“This cereal has
no flavor”
It’s a twinkle
twinkle little star
Set up for Easter
egg hunt:
“Where the Easter
Eggs grow”
No matter who
answered the phone:
“Is this the
number for
Grandma June’s
House?”
Identifying
Chewbacca
Han Solo’s lion
“Mama! Mama!
God just took my picture!”
Grape bones
“Mama! Mama! Kayla ate the baby Jesus”
When Fival falls
overboard my
niece is genuinely
concerned:
“Does Fival ever
get to see his mom
and dad get
married in the temple?”
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