A Letter to Jack Clown
Real letter Corey had written to Jack in the Box : Dear Jack, Oh, you cruel, cruel clown! How dare you play with my heart and taste buds so callously. I wonder, Jack Box, if you understand the damage you have done to my psyche, tongue, and stomach by introducing the sensational menu item, your Hershey-filled Chocolate Croissant Bites only to rip them away from me like a child is snatched from his loving mother's arms. I assume you must delight in the ruthless torture of loyal customers such as myself. These sweet little flaky delights have been my one bright spot of sunshine in this dark pandemic-saturated world we currently find ourselves in. Congratulations, Jack! Like some devious drug dealer, you have succeeded in hooking me on these scrumptious pieces of heaven only to pull them away from me with no concern for the consequences to my now-dying taste buds. As that warm, melty, gooey, chocolatey goodness once filled those delicate flaky pastry bites, so was my soul filled with...