Blame It on the Ghost
Almost every household in America has at least one ghost living with them. Since being married to Roland, I have encountered three. Their names are “It Wasn’t Me”, “I Don’t Know” and “I Didn’t Do It”. The ghost who gets blamed the most in this house is “It Wasn’t Me”. “I Don’t Know” received most of the blame in our last house – though “It Wasn’t Me” seemed to share a lot of blame as well. I find it interesting that about 20 minutes before Jenna returned home from school yesterday, I retrieved a hand mirror from the coffee table and put it in the bathroom. She couldn’t have been home more than five minutes before I found the mirror on the coffee table again – in almost the exact same position it has been only 25 minutes earlier. “Why is that mirror on the coffee table?” I asked...