Power in the Paddle

I have assisted with crosswalk duty three times now. There are four safety vests available – two are orange and two are yellow. None will fit around me enough to close. There are two stop signs. The one for the street is fastened to a pole about four feet long. The other is fastened to a short stick. The short one is for the parking lot. The cars in the street don’t always move at a slow pace, but the parking lot cars are generally moving slower. Sometimes they will stop before the crossing guard walks halfway into the crosswalk. I have always been in the parking lot. I must say that I do enjoy the sensation of holding up the sign in order to get drivers to stop and wait as children ...